You have a girlfriend or you’re wifed up. First, I’m sorry for your luck. Have fun watching Sex and the City and drinking white wine on Friday nights while your friends are out doing fun things like getting drunk and nailin’ hot broads. At COED, we’re not anti-relationship, but what we will say there are certain times where it might be appropriate to stray. Here are just a few examples:
In Champagne Room With A Hot Female Celebrity
I don’t care who it is. That’s awesome. She is there for a reason and my guess is that it isn’t because she wants to make good decisions later in the night. I’m thinking you may see a Paris Hilton or a Lindsay Lohan in this spot. Not exactly climbing Mount Everest, but a decent story.
Threesome With 2 Chicks You Had Crush On In H.S.
Preferably at center court of your gym. Even if they’ve let themselves go since graduating, you still have that fantasy file you can access, right?
In A Plane Bathroom With An Icelandic Flight Attendant
The thicker the accent and the tighter the hair bun the better. The smaller the bathroom the hotter.
In A Stock Car On A Racetrack With Danica Patrick
The gear shift will come in handy. Trust me.
In A Locker Room With Any Female Reporter
I bet she would even let you watch SportsCenter.
In A Gym With Jillian Michaels
That crazy work out chick from The Biggest Loser. If you think she’s intense about getting people to stop eating fried food can you imagine what she’s like in bed? I think after an experience like that you may never cheat again.
In the Grotto With A Playmate At The Mansion
It doesn’t matter if she was Miss July 1973. It automatically makes you the coolest guy in the room. Hell, you could even start wearing PJs at all hours of the day. But seeing what kind of traffic comes through the Grotto, you might want to bulk up on your prescriptions.
All of Charlie’s Angels In Outfield of Angel Stadium In Anaheim
All of ‘em. IN COSTUME. For those who’ve passed on (RIP Farrah), we will substitute a hot ball girl.
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